5. The magazine rack in the bathroom has become obsolete.
4. You’ve developed the ability to read e-mails unbeknownst to the person talking to you.
3. Your friends get concerned if they don’t get an e-mail response from you within the minute.
2. You’ve experienced deeply religious “Thank God” moments after finding your BlackBerry in your other pocket.
1. Humans have become annoying things that disrupt quality time with your BlackBerry.