30. Geeks are good with their fingers
They tinker with computers and gadgets all day, so you won’t be disappointed when they tinker with your gadget.
29. Geeks love to role-play
You’ll be screaming ‘WoW’ while they make your bedroom Final Fantasy come true.
28. Geeks make better lovers
It’s a proven fact! A study of 2000 people in the UK found that computer geeks make the best lovers out of all other professions.
27. Geeks have soft hands
They’re not into hard labour so you can enjoy their gentle, callous-free caress.
26. Geeks take romance to the next level
Anyone can buy flowers, but a geek will serenade you with a Youtube video or a pop-up love note on your computer screen. Romance 2.0! Swoon.
25. Geeks aren’t bar stars
Most geeks shrivel in social settings, so you’ll never have to worry about him creeping on other girls at the bar.
24. Geeks rake in the dough
Do you know how much IT guys get paid per hour?! Cha-ching.
23. Geeks invent stuff all the cool kids want
Who do you think invented the iPhone? Again, refer to number 24.
22. Geeks are good with their light sabers
We dare you to keep your clothes on after watching this video.
21. Geeks know how to party
Ain’t no party like a LAN party. They can last for days!
20. Geeks aren’t afraid to break the rules
They’ll get you illegal copies of the hottest Hollywood blockbusters just released in theatres.
19. Geeks are good at remembering numbers
They’ll never forget important dates like birthdays or anniversaries.
18. Geeks aim to please
They don’t get much attention from women, so when they do, they’ll do everything in their power to keep it.
17. Geeks won’t try to be prettier than you
You’ll never have to worry about them using all your hair products or displaying other metrosexual tendencies.
16. Geeks are thoughtful
As skilled researchers, geeks will go to the ends of the earth to learn about what makes you tick.
15. Geeks will be your superheroes
You’ll never have to pay someone to fix your crashed computer again. Geek to the rescue!
14. Geeks like to play with toys
They’re no strangers to electronic devices, and that includes the ones hidden in your bedside drawer.
13. Geeks aren’t shallow
They spent their high school years developing their mental muscle while the jocks were distracted by parties and pretty girls.
12. Geeks collect toys, not girlfriends
They’re more interested in collecting Star Wars action figures than phone numbers.
11. Geeks aren’t cookie cutter
Their interests tend to be a bit more intriguing than the typical ones listed on every online dating profile. ‘Camping, hockey, beer, cars…’ Yawn!
10. Geeks let you have the remote
You won’t have to worry about a geek commandeering the TV for Sunday football.
9. Geeks love sexy tattoos
Check out the ‘interactive tramp stamp’.
8. Geeks aren’t meatheads
They’ll never have that unfortunate problem where their lats are so big they can’t put their arms down, or the one where their necks are the same width as their heads.
7. Geeks know when to play games
They play them on the computer, not with your head.
6. Geeks are cheap drunks
They don’t go out much, but when they do, it’s always epic!
5. Geeks are in fashion
They’re built for skinny jeans, and everyone knows glasses are hot!
4. Geeks will keep you laughing
There’s a reason why movies like ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ are legendary, and TV shows like ‘Big Bang Theory’ win Golden Globes.
3. Geeks can make anything sexy
Sure, statistics can be sexy! Only a geek could come up with this.
2. Geeks love lingerie
Especially when it’s this kind of lingerie.
1. Last but not least, geeks are into kinky stuff
They’re familiar with every kinky subculture on the Internet. So you’re not going to shock them when you tell them about your furry fetish.